Maurine

Maurine is one of the many distractions that can be found at Perdiswell. He or she is a person who has been the subject of great interest over the years by Alec Wintle.

Hair
Maurine's hair has been the subject of scrutiny. It has often been compared to a mop, George Washington, and even Maurine's own dog's hair. Speculation as to whether the drapes match the rug has gone on with no definitive answer, no man daring enough to go down there to find out. Although some men have low enough standards to try, they are even unable to succeed with Maurine.