Charlie's Wife

"'If that flies, which it won't, I'll shag my misses, lick her fanny out and stick my tongue up her ass.' - Alec Wintle"Charlie's Wife is a person that lives with Alec Wintle. It is believed that the person is a woman, but this has not been confirmed. She enjoys chicken and disapproves of Charlie's flying, as does most of the rest of the world's population.